On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
In honor of the Orphan Black second season premiere tomorrow, sharing the incomplete other options I tried before settling on this.
In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later
(Source: urbancatfitters, via zac-afron)
Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
(Source: arthurtimothyread, via zac-afron)