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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

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booasaur:

In honor of the Orphan Black second season premiere tomorrow, sharing the incomplete other options I tried before settling on this.

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chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

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urbancatfitters:

u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later

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jimdoesntcarrey:

Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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imjustonekid:

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via zac-afron)